Don't call me...

Dear Client

I know that we are friends, but honestly, do you really think it is appropriate to call someone at 2.30pm on a Sunday afternoon to discuss work? Just because you are working, doesn't mean I have to.

Honestly, grow some common sense woman.

Oh, and after 5pm, please don't call here as chances are I won't be able to hear a word you are saying due to screaming children, I don't like to leave them in the bath to drown each other like you do with yours. If I do hear you, I will completely forget what you have told me. It is normal practice to email any changes/corrections that you would like done, that way it is in writing and can not be misinterpreted. I have told you this, perhaps you've forgotten because I didn't email it?

I don't mind invoicing you though, and if you keep this up, I will have to start charging you double time on the weekends using my favourite code: id10t

Kind regards,
One pissed off supplier